War and Peach

Parody of War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy

Tolstoy's sweeping epic, retold as a conflict between two rival farmers' market vendors. Prince Andrei trades his sword for a jam spoon. Natasha Rostova runs a successful Instagram account for her orchard. Pierre Bezukhov tries to find meaning at a canning workshop. Eight hundred pages of pastoral drama, fruit metaphors, and surprisingly accurate Napoleonic-era recipes.