The Catcher in the WiFi

Parody of The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger

Holden Caulfield is back, and he's posting about it. Everything is still phony — it's just on social media now. He got kicked out of his parents' streaming account, his roommate won't stop doing TikTok dances, and everyone at the coffee shop is a goddamn influencer. The ducks in Central Park have their own YouTube channel.