The Old Man and the Sushi Bar

Parody of The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway

After 84 days without a catch, Santiago realizes restaurants exist. He walks to a sushi bar, orders the omakase, and has the best meal of his life. The marlin lives. The old man tips 20%. Hemingway's shortest and most sensible novel, now with a Yelp review epilogue.