Crime and Zero Consequences

Parody of Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky

Raskolnikov robs the pawnbroker, buys a penthouse in St. Petersburg, and sleeps like a baby every single night. No guilt, no fever dreams, no philosophical spiraling. Sonia is just his accountant. Dostoevsky's masterpiece, but everyone is a sociopath with excellent real estate instincts.