Myortvye Dushi na Avito

Parody of Myortvye dushi (Dead Souls) by Nikolai Gogol

Pavel Ivanovich Chichikov travels through the Russian countryside buying dead serfs — but this time, he does it all through online classifieds. He haggles in DMs, leaves lowball offers, and gets scammed by Nozdryov who sends him a box of rocks. Sobakevich's listing says 'no lowballers, I know what I have.' Manilov offers free delivery but forgets to ship. Gogol's satire of Russian society, now with seller ratings and suspicious payment links.