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Sapiens: A Brief History of ProcrastinationFrom hunter-gatherers to tab-gatherers

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Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination

Seventy thousand years ago a human decided to gather the berries tomorrow. Everything since has been an elaboration. From the Agricultural Revolution (postponed twice) to the Browser Tab Revolution (ongoing), this is the sweeping story of a species that will definitely get to it.

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“Brilliant. I'll finish it next week.”

— A historian

“Explains why I'm reading this instead of working.”

— You

History / Later · ISBN: NONE. THIS IS A CASE.

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History / Later
“Brilliant. I'll finish it next week.”
— A historian
“Explains why I'm reading this instead of working.”
— You
Seventy thousand years ago a human decided to gather the berries tomorrow. Everything since has been an elaboration. From the Agricultural Revolution (postponed twice) to the Browser Tab Revolution (ongoing), this is the sweeping story of a species that will definitely get to it.
ISBN: NONE. THIS IS A CASE.
€19
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Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination

Seventy thousand years ago a human decided to gather the berries tomorrow. Everything since has been an elaboration. From the Agricultural Revolution (postponed twice) to the Browser Tab Revolution (ongoing), this is the sweeping story of a species that will definitely get to it.

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Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination
From hunter-gatherers to tab-gatherers
Sapiens: A Brief History of Procrastination
From hunter-gatherers to tab-gatherers

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Is this a real book?

No. The title, the quotes and the blurb are invented. It is a folio case with a printed cover; the e-reader goes inside.

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Folio case, printed PU, soft lining, magnets that wake and sleep your Kindle. First run: Kindle Paperwhite (2024) and Colorsoft, shipping soon. FAQ · Legal · Impressum

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