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Moby-ChillThe whale is not worth the boat fuel

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Moby-Chill

Call him Ishmael. Or don't; he is not fussed. When Captain Ahab loses a leg to a white whale, he does the maths, checks the price of boat fuel and opens a small café in Nantucket instead. The whale is fine. Everyone is fine. Nine hundred pages shorter than the original.

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“The whale sends its regards.”

— The whale

“Finally, a sea story where nobody dies at sea.”

— A first mate, retired

Fiction / Maritime, loosely · ISBN: NONE. THIS IS A CASE.

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Fiction / Maritime, loosely
“The whale sends its regards.”
— The whale
“Finally, a sea story where nobody dies at sea.”
— A first mate, retired
Call him Ishmael. Or don't; he is not fussed. When Captain Ahab loses a leg to a white whale, he does the maths, checks the price of boat fuel and opens a small café in Nantucket instead. The whale is fine. Everyone is fine. Nine hundred pages shorter than the original.
ISBN: NONE. THIS IS A CASE.
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Moby-Chill

Call him Ishmael. Or don't; he is not fussed. When Captain Ahab loses a leg to a white whale, he does the maths, checks the price of boat fuel and opens a small café in Nantucket instead. The whale is fine. Everyone is fine. Nine hundred pages shorter than the original.

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Moby-Chill
The whale is not worth the boat fuel
Moby-Chill
The whale is not worth the boat fuel

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Folio case, printed PU, soft lining, magnets that wake and sleep your Kindle. First run: Kindle Paperwhite (2024) and Colorsoft, shipping soon. FAQ · Legal · Impressum

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