Les Raisonnables

Parody of Les Miserables by Victor Hugo

Jean Valjean serves his time, gets a reasonable job, and files his taxes. Javert retires early with a full pension. Fantine keeps her factory job because HR actually investigates the complaint. Cosette attends a good school. Marius studies something practical. The barricade is replaced by a strongly worded petition. Revolution cancelled due to adequate social services.