How to Cry in Public

Parody of How to Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie

From the frozen food aisle to your open-plan office, this guide covers every scenario. Chapters include: 'The Silent Leak (Coffee Shop Edition)', 'Crying at Brunch Without Ruining the Mimosas', and 'Advanced: The Work Bathroom Sob.' Foreword by anyone who's ever been on public transport.