Como Agua para Microondas

Parody of Como agua para chocolate by Laura Esquivel

Tita de la Garza pours her emotions into cooking, but Mama Elena replaced the kitchen with a single microwave and a bag of instant rice. Her tears make the refried beans slightly too salty. Her rage makes the Hot Pocket explode. Pedro still loves her cooking because love is blind and also has no taste buds. Every chapter still begins with a recipe — for things you can make in three minutes or less.